You know what happens when society slowly starts to accept gays? My MySpace (oops! unnavoidable weird double possesive!) account inundates me with targetted ads for awful gay dating websites. Like the following:

Why hello amorous Smith_Twin1984! You know what’s really effective, mypartner.com? Featuring the mentally handicapped and physically deformed in your ads for a dating site. Also… “If you can lift him”? Apparently he’s morbidly obese on his right side that is turned away from the camera. I’m surprised by your sorry existence but not surprised that people aren’t trying to lift you.

I can’t help but make the following comparison re: his face –

Disclaimer: My condemnation of embarrassing gay dating websites is in no way a condemnation of my fellow writer’s desire to get a date.

One Response to “They Told 16-Year-Old Rocky Dennis He Could Never Be Like Everyone Else. Because He Was Ugly.”

1. Lifenxcess Says:
   February 6th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

   Do we even know what Rocky Dennis really looked like? I mean as much as I love Cher and Eric Stoltz respectively, that story always seemed a little bullshit to me.

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