While I have unfortunately been too busy with The Job That Pays Me (pimping out underage boys… shhhhh!) to write much of anything worthwhile this week, I got totally inspired this morning.

A good friend of mine(who has even written on GMSC before!), has found the solution to living out my wildest hentai tentacle rape fantasies.

Uniqlo is currently carrying it in 17 different colors, but you can also buy it online here.

It is now possible to film my own version of the La Blue Girl live action movies, that I am going to tentatively title Cloverfield II: Back in the Habit. We’re filming Sunday in the midtown New York Sports Club shower rooms, 4pm. You’ll recognize me because I’ll have a tentacle for an arm stuck up someone’s butt. Just say the codeword, angel tits, and you’ll get your chance to be a star.

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